Saturday, January 06, 2007

This is the new me. Ok, it's not ACTUALLY me, but it will be in 8 weeks! Just when I thought the days of shoving needles in my rumpus were over- I decided to sign up with some friends for the rockin weight loss program to get rid of post pregnancy (me and Dena) and too much drinking (Kelley) excess yuckiness.

Time to dust of the ol treadmill! They only side effect so far is a GIANT bruise on my butt. The pills do something wonky and make you not crave stuff like fountain Coke's from McDonalds and fried dough. I actually ate egg white with tomatoes this morning for breakfast. WHAT THE HELL! I also have this weird craving for broccoli that I kinda hope goes away.

Too much IVF and carrying triplets has turned my body into a kangaroo figure.

So 2007 is the YEAR OF GETTING RID OF THE POUCH!!!

If these shots and pills make me grow an extra toe or foot- SO BE IT! I will at least have a smokin body! (and I have enough shoes to handle the extra foot anyway)

4 comments:

Michele S said...

I cannot WAIT to hear how this goes! You're like guinea pig. I'll grow my lashes this month and you can shrink yourself and we'll see if we recognize each other.

What wrong with broccoli I'm growing it right now in my garden. I'll bring you some at the next dinner!

Joselle said...

Yuck! I hate broccoli! More so because of the little seedy things than the actual taste.

But, I have already lost 5 POUNDS since friday!

Anonymous said...

Can you tell us the name or a website for this weight loss medicine? Thanks and GOOD LUCK! BTW - your triplets are amazing and I love that you wrote about Aspen's story.

Joselle said...

Anonymous-

Thanks! The website is http://www.phentermax.com/index.html.