Because the one I go / went to has an office staff that SUCKS. I have never dealt with a bigger group of bozos in my entire life. Stupid, idiotic, half brained dumb-asses.
It all started when my OT suggested to have the trio come in for speech
evals. Well, in order to do so, they told me that I needed to get a referral. Which, I have never had to do since I have a
PPO, but whatever.
Every time I am at the
Peds, they give me referrals for unknown reasons like the have a quota to meet. A few examples of the new level of stupidity they have reached:
1] I called to make the 12 month check up appointment a month in advance. The bozo on the phone asks if it will be a sick visit.
WTF??? I told her that if anything changed in the next 4 weeks I would let her know.
2] Sends over a fax to Aspen's
neurologist requesting that they schedule an appointment for an
eval. They listed me as the patient. When the
neuro called- it was quite an interesting conversation.
3] Tried to tell me that
Synagis shots received in February would last until the end of April. It's a 30 day shot. Counting is not one of the job requirements apparently.
So I called yesterday to get this referral at 8:30 am.
Dumbass #1 says no problem- she will have the Dr fax it over.
Ok -fine. When I called at 5:12pm to follow up,
Dumbass #2 tells me the Dr. doesn't do them, some other
dipsh!t in their office does, but that I don't need one because I have a
PPO. After I explain to her that it is a requirement from the therapy center, she says the doctor will fax it over that night. What happened to
dipsh!t referral moron she just referred to?
So I call the therapy center today and they don't have it. I called back to the
Peds office, got a different
jackass on the phone who said maybe they can do it today. Oh no, it was that precise moment that I decided to ruin
someone's day. Give the office manager now!
So the head
dumbass gets on the phone and says that I don't need one blah blah blah. After I explain again that they are requiring one, she proceeds to tell me that they can take up to a week. This is the moment that I decided to enlighten her in a not so nice way about her inadequacies in educating her office staff since obviously they did not know this little rule. She then proceeded to apologize to me, and I let her know her apology was worthless, much like her and her staff.
Thankfully for her, I hung up on her before I could recommend where she could stick her apology and give her a referral for a
proctologist.
It is an empty honey bear with tubing for the straw. My first thought was "No way in hell could this possibly work." Wrong. Ryan, the main culprit behind sippy cups tossing LOVED it. He started using the straw right away. Yippee!
