Saturday, December 22, 2007

It's beginning to look a lot like...

Vomit

Thursday night we took the kids, Drew's mom Liz, and my mom to Maggiano's at Fashion Show for dinner. Got the kiddos all dressed up and drove on down and the wonderfully accommodated our request to sit in the corner. It sucks trying to eat out and having every Larry, Moe and Curly come up just as you chomped down and ask you if they are triplets. So the staff graciously sat us as far in the corner as possible. Any further and we would have been eating on the Strip.


All was going wonderfully until Dumb Mommy Moment # 516 hit. That would also be known as"Aspen tries lasagna with sausage". Mmm yummy. She grinned from ear to ear. So did Mommy as I thought- WOW a new food! Add that to the weekly menu!


Or so I thought.


Until I picked her up and she projectile vomited like the Excorcist...ALL...OVER...ME.


You have not experienced pure humiliation unless you have sat in the middle of a very busy restaurant on the Las Vegas Strip, during the holiday season, with lasagna puke all over yourself.
Happy Holidays.
"HAHA- Aspen puked on Mommy!"
"Does this mean we aren't staying for dessert?"
"I feel so much better now Daddy"

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